Damn, my mom's back. Don't get me wrong, she loves me like non other but she also makes me act right and play nice. It was cool when her friends were taking care of me, I would get away with murder and they'd totally kiss my arse! Ah well, the trade off is I finally got to go outside! Wahooooo!
mow mow.
mow mow.
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Re: Fookin' A.
Wed, May 19, 2004 - 1:01 PMSo how's life outside the window Pootster? Did you tell you mom I call you Pootero King of Mow?
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Wed, May 19, 2004 - 1:17 PMAhh, life outside the window is full of new smells and sights. I went on an adventure yesterday, let me tell ya. Sniffed here and there, sniffed right into a neighbors house until their dog got wind of me and chased me out barking, good thing there was a tree for me to jump to. Whoo, that was close. The kitties that live in the bottom flat watched my every move. I am not looking forward to meeting them fuzz to fuzz, the female one looks pushy- I don't want to have to hurt anyone!
I hopped 4 fences and visited 5 backyards. It was a sunny day and I got to smell some fresh spring flowers. I'm exhausted now, I think I'll go sleep inside and wait for the breeze to die down.
mow mow.
ps: no I didn't tell me ma that you call me Pooter King of Mow. She calls me King mow mow and it all just sounds like 'waa waa wa wa wa waa' to me anyway!
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Re: Fookin' A.
Wed, May 19, 2004 - 1:04 PMYou actually do what she says?? Here little kitty, let me tell you sompin' sompin'....when she tries to tell you what to do? Do what I do... laugh and say, "In your DREAMS!" Way more fun, and her response will always sound somethin like, "Hmmm....no one listens to me...wheres my little Mow-Mow-Pooter-Pantaloon-LoveMonkey-Kitty-SmootchSmootch".
Either way, the love comes back to you... Fookin A... Ith a THMOGATHBOARD!
